It happened when i was eating some green thing.I was then enjoying my meal when i was rudely terkejotted by a loud boom.It was deafening until i must chew a gum for about 6 hours and then stick it to my ear.then shortly after,my green thing grew basi then i swore i want revenge for the process of my green thing basi-ing.I bought my super dragonaxe A.K.A minyak cap kapak and a shield made of stolen cardboard from the Xiangnyi Province Orphanage:Home for the people no parents one.So I wore my super cool shirt be cause i scared the thing sneeze make me dirty oni becoz i susah-susah mandi.But if it doesn't work nvm ill mandi again using my soap brand zaleha.I brought myself to the valley of Boomz and then searched for the loud boom.It was then i terkejotted again because i saw a big figure of...of...an octopus?!?!I used my minyak cap kapak den cannot work,i pening kepale so i used it to my forehead woohoo sedap.I then remembered my shield made of cardboard.But no use so i sempat jual to my neighbor for about 30 cent.Then i use 10 cent to call SWAT A.K.A Super Winx-club Apple Team.They came with colorful apple costumes and threw a grenade shaped like apple to the octopus.But because the apple costumes very big and the holes for the hand very small they only threw the apples about 2 ft. in front of them so they die.OMG waste money oni so i call for more backup of SWAT but this time the apple costume is smaller and colorfuller.So they came using helicopter and bombed down a few apples so the octopus eat then i realised that the octopus is now distracted.So i made my move and ate it.Then the news spread and i got to be in TV at Singapore Idol behind Florence.